We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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