Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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