I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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