you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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