uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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