how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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