I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??