Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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