After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i believe in u and ur pee
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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