So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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