ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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