We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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