ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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