i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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