Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You can't motorboat a personality
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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