you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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