Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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