I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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