fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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