yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
