In the future we'll all be gay
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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