We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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