hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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