He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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