I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Terrible idea I love it
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
