If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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