He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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