It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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