Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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Have fun and good luck.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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