I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
me + whiskey = a bad person
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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