its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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