Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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