butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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