She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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