I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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