Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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