try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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