can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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