I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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