Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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