just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm passing your future prison.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had to cum in my sink.
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