i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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