I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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