i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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