But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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