i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my shit smells like andre
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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