her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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