She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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