is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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