Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I will be naked everywhere
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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