It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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