Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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