so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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