On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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